words & music by Bob Pearce
from Slim Bawb's 2009 "Hillbilly Fellini
Shawna Day Music BMI
Hillbilly Fellini and his Fabulous Stump Grinders
are playin' down at the Stumble Inn
You best go see ‘em play now, while you still can
They may not pass this way again
They got ole' pork-chop slappin’ on the gut bass
Sir Roy bangin' on the skins
Uncle Face on the fiddle, playin' Like his Momma taught him
He doubles up on the mandolin
CHORUS
First they play a two-step, Then they play a Cajun waltz
Then another country two-step, Then another Cajun waltz
If you don't dance it's your own fault
Hillbilly Fellini married to the singer he call her Sweet Marie
Plays an' ole rub board with some Voo-doo chicken bones
He picked up down in New Orleans
Ride in a mini van, haulin' an old trailer
Movin' up and down the south
Pull up to a tavern, look like a clown car
when they all come tumblin' out
REPEAT CHORUS
Hillbilly Fellini loves to wear them Mexican rasslin’ masks
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words & music by Eric Bryan
from Slim Bawb's 2009 "Hillbilly Fellini"
Shawna Day Music BMI
I had a hard day at work once again, I couldn't do it right had to do it again
I had to stay late before I could go,
Now that's it's over I think that you know that
CHORUS
I need a beer, The reasons are clear,
I need a beer, Ice cold and right here
I need a beer, I need a beer
I headed on home but before I arrived,
My truck tire went flat and it was rainin' outside
I stood there all wet and pissed off & mean
I said to myself I know just what I need
REPEAT CHORUS
I need a beer, The reasons are clear,
I need a beer, Ice cold and right here
I need a beer, I need a beer
I finally arrived and to my surprise,
There were my things all sitin' outside
With a note on the door written in red
Tellin' me that it's over and she’d gone to bed
REPEAT CHORUS
I need a beer, The reasons are clear,
I need a beer, Ice cold and right here
I need a beer, I need a beer
I need a beer, please bring me [...]
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words & music by Bob pearce
from The Beer Dawgs 1995 "Bone" & Slim Bawb's 2009 "Hillbilly Fellini"
Shawna Day Music BMI
Well the road less traveled is the road that I'm on
All I ever wanted was a little peace and calm
Something nice and simple some sweet serenity
‘til got to Louisiana look what she did to me
Southern moon shinin' way up high
Gotta certain look baby in your eyes
Try to leave but you got me hypnotized
CHORUS
Don’t take me there I don’t wanna' go don’t take me there
I might never come home, don’t take me there, Louisiana
Well I travel best alone, that's what I’ve always found
I can’t stay too long, I always have to move around
So nice and easy, never too up or down
‘Till I met you baby in that Louisiana town
Southern moon, gator in the swamp
You got a hook on me baby, I know I'm caught
I’d try to leave but you just make me stop
REPEAT CHORUS
I met a girl down on the bayou she told me how to eat crawfish
You gotta pinch the tail and suck the [...]
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words & music by Bob Pearce
from the Beer Dawgs 1993 "No Bar Too Far" & Slim Bawb's 2009 "Hillbilly Fellini"
Shawna Day Music BMI
Cousin Earl with the Jerry-curl want's to go get lit
Leave the baby with the old lady she love to baby sit
Go outside, check his ride low and sleek and slick
Miles Davis on the radio, sounding cool and hip
Well Lawyer Dan he had a plan, found somewhere to hide
Plead his case in another place don't need no suit and tie
In the quarter you judge yourself what is wrong or right
The only sentence that you receive is where to spend the night
CHORUS
No bar to far that's what I heard him say
Baby doll jump in the car, No bar to far, No bar to far, No bar to far
Well Lady Jane's there every night in her fancy fur
The only thing nobody knows is it him or is it her
In the quarter you judge yourself, take your own advice
Before you make that big mistake you best look twice
REPEAT CHORUS 2x
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"This is from 1990 or so...A friend [...]
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words & music by Bob Pearce
from Slim Bawb's 2009 "Hillbilly Fellini"
Shawna Day Music BMI
Whatcha gonna' do when the sun goes down
Everybody gone no one around?
No one comin' by your door that's all there is there ain't no more
Where you gonna go when the bartender calls last call for alcohol?
No one want to take you home, everybody gone you’re all alone
Where you gonna drive when the roads go down
creeks on the rise no one's in town?
Where you gonna' run when you’re stuck in the mud
Rain comin' down look like a flood
CHORUS
Maybe all you need is so close you can't see
It's waitin’ right around the bend
So come on in and let the healin’ begin
It’s a double wide, chicken fried, palace of sin
Where you gonna' go when your girl done gone
& no one else has come along?
No one to call you sweetie pie, no one to hold you close at night
Where you gonna' go when your girl done left
took you beer and your cigarettes?
Said when she came it was all phony
Now she wants some alimony
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